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Somehow,
a Timex just wouldn't cut it.
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There's
a moment in the James Bond film Tomorrow Never
Dies where the camera gives us a very good look
at 007's watch. It is such a strikingly blatant display
of shameless product placement that it is indeed nearly
laughable. Need we even tell you that the watch looked
splendid? Whatever subliminalities there were during
that brief moment worked immediately -- one of us
loved the look of James' specially fitted Omega Seamaster
Automatic with the Officially Certified Chronometer
so much that he went out and bought one that very
weekend.
Certainly
no one is going to look at this watch and confuse
us for the debonair Mr. Brosnan, but fret we don't.
Our wrists thank us everyday, this we know for sure.
Never mind that the watch cost five times more than
the per capita income in Bangladesh.
Hey
-- no one said style came cheap.
That's
not to say that you should pony up a couple grand
for a piece of jewelry that probably tells time no
better than a $20 Casio. Who cares that much about
split-second accuracy? We certainly don't. And for
the most part, neither should you. Ask an honest
Rolex wearer and he'll tell you the same thing: it
is simply not only about precision timekeeping.
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To
find a suitable watch is no easy task. It took one of us
a full month to decide before purchasing their TAG-Heuer.
What you want to do is find something dressy while still
sporty, substantial without being gaudy, and, most importantly,
well made enough to last a few years. Or at least until
you want to buy another one. And on that note, you should.
Men need to have more than one watch. In fact, two at the
minimum.
If
you wear a suit everyday -- most of you, we presume -- you'll
probably need an everyday watch. Think of the second watch
as a weekend special. A helpful hint: no plastic, digital
or Mickey Mouse watches at work please. As gadget hounds,
we love very few things more than the idea of a watch with
a million functions. We even hear that Casio has a G-Shock,
which, when aimed at a pair of speakers, determines the
beats per minute of a song. But let's be realistic - guys
in suits and G-Shocks look like fools.
Here
are some things to keep in mind:
- A
watch tells more about you than you think you do. Check
the wrist of the guy in the corner office - see if he's
wearing a Patek Phillipe or the like. If so, he pays attention
to the details, and is a force to be reckoned with. If
he's sporting, say, a plastic watch, that means he pays
little attention to the details. Trust us, he won't be
in that corner office for long.
- If
you are looking for a quartz watch, movements are movements.
The quartz movement in a $10 watch will tell time with
the same accuracy as that in a $1,500 TAG-Heuer. However,
that $10 watch may begin to fall apart after a few days.
Your TAG won't (unless you've purchased it out of a suitcase
from a gentleman in Times Square swearing it's real).
- Automatic
movements are generally more expensive than quartz ones,
are infinitely more desirable to collectors, and never
need batteries. However, they do not tell time as accurately
as quartz watches. Also, if you buy an expensive automatic
watch, be prepared to have it serviced every few years.
- You
nearly always get what you pay for, even in this day of
ridiculously high retail markups. For instance - watches
with scratch-resistant sapphire crystals and tough-as-nails
stainless steel casings will outlast a $50 Timex.
- A
Swiss watch does not necessarily mean a better watch.
There are countless fine Japanese watches on the market.
Seiko and Bulova have not become world leaders in watch
technology for nothing.
- If
you are shopping for an everyday watch and you wear a
suit to work, then by all means wear a suit when you're
shopping for the watch. Even if it is a Sunday.
- The
simple fact that we are men has not relieved us of our
duty to accessorize. At the minimum, your watch must match
your wedding band (or other hand jewelry). We like to
take it a step further and match our belt buckles too,
but we're vain like that.
- You
don't have to spend $2,000 for a good everyday watch,
but you should spend at least $200. We think that this
is the minimum threshold where watches start to get very
good. Some of the best watches on the less expensive side
of the price spectrum are made by Citizen, Swiss Army,
Mondaine, Seiko and Wittnauer.
- Your
weekend or casual watches should not be anywhere near
as substantial as your everyday one. That would lessen
the impact of your main watch.
- Try
on all the watches you can possibly stand to try on within
25% of your price range up or down. You might love that
slightly more expensive watch so much it will make you
want to save for it.
- Under
no circumstances should a grown man ever wear a watch
with a cartoon character, the logo of a sports team, alcohol
or tobacco company, or any sort of corporate endorsement.
There's a reason the team can afford to give away watches
on fan appreciation day. They're crap.
- Try
to buy a watch from a watch company. While that may sound
fairly obvious, remember this as an example: TAG-Heuer
is the official timekeeper for Formula One Racing. Gucci,
on the other hand, is the official timekeeper to male
fashion stylists cruising the streets of Chelsea. And
while we mean no disrespect to that fine Italian company,
we prefer to buy our watch from a company that didn't
get its start making handbags, thank you very much.
We
love to go into Tourneau and try on watches that cost more
than our cars. The salesfolk don't appreciate it too much
after the tenth watch or so, but everyone should try on
that impossibly expensive Patek Phillipe or A. Lange &
Sohne, if for nothing else than to really put into perspective
how important a good watch is.
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| Editor-In-Chief
Peter Carbonaro, ever the minimalist, sports the ergonomically-designed,
ultrasleek TAG-Heuer Kirium Professional, $1,499. |
One
of the many things Shawn Rahman, our Managing Editor,
has in common with James Bond is his watch, the Omega
Seamaster Professional Chronometer, $1,750. |
Leigh
Rhodes, our soft-spoken and quietly elegant Director
of Photography, prefers to let his watch do the talking.
The substantial yet elegant TAG-Heuer Link Professional,
$1,399. |
Contributing
Editor and all-around playboy Jonathan Bluman prefers
the Longines Dolce Vita with stainless steel casing
and copper dial, $850. Smooth, brother, smooth. |
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Shawn Rahman calls his watch pet names. Peter Carbonaro typically
brings his shirts to the tailor so that the left arm can be
shortened an inch. |
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