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Vito
DeLaSascaragraccia, the most important man in America.
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In
1987 Penn and Teller took the comedy world by storm,
selling out major venues around the world. Then Penn
got this haircut.
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For
years, I've paying around $7 for haircuts at my local barber.
Many guys I know spend upwards $30 for cuts that don't necessarily
look better than mine. I laugh at them for spending so unwisely,
they laugh at me for being so cheap. Who's fooling who? Daniel
V., New York, NY
First
and foremost, be thankful that they're laughing at your frugality
and not its result. The fact that you're getting more jeers
on your fiscal policy than your coif is a good sign. When
it comes to hair, rest assured that the amount of cash spent
is not proportionate to the quality of the service. A good
haircut can be had for as little as a few dollars; a bad one,
regardless of price, will make you feel as if every dollar
had been wasted.
An
important question to ask yourself before getting shorn is
this: Am I happy with my hairstyle, or is it time for a change?
If people keep mistaking you for Kirk
Cameron, odds are it's time to visit a stylist, which
leads to the age-old question: what's the difference between
a stylist and a barber?
Besides
about thirty bucks, a good stylist will recommend a good cut
to you based on the shape of your head, the characteristics
of your hair, and your personal style. They're invaluable
when contemplating a change in style. They'll also provide
you with the full salon experience, including a shampoo (YES,
the shampoo person gets a tip), hip background music, plenty
of fashion magazines to read while you wait, and scads of
nubile, overly groomed young ladies walking around with sharp
instruments, if that's your bag. One salon near our offices
even serves herbal tea in their waiting area, although we're
holding off on paying them a visit until they install a DeLonghi
M200 Espresso Machine. Lord knows we sure can't afford one.
But
we digress. Having sported nearly the same close-cropped hairstyles
for the past fifteen years, we tend to visit our local barber
shop for biweekly maintenance haircuts. Although traditional
barbershops are lacking in that faux-Euro ambiance, the right
barber shop will make you feel like the epitome of masculinity.
Typically staffed by scores of elderly Italian men and sparsely
decorated except for posters of Italian soccer teams, cans
of talcum powder, copies of Sports Illustrated, and
the ubiquitous red-striped pole, the barbershop is perhaps
the last bastion of manliness in America. For a price averaging
in the single digits per visit, a masterful barber can maintain
your hair in fine form for years. As an added bonus, for a
few dollars more you can get the closest shave you've ever
had. We guarantee you'll be stroking your face for an hour
afterwards.
A
good rule of thumb when selecting a stylist or barber? Ask
someone with a good haircut. If your friends are tonsorially
challenged, visit a barber or salon on Saturdays (the busiest
day) and find out which stylist is most difficult to get an
appointment with. Or, alternately, which barber has the longest
wait. And finally, if your hair is longer in back than in
front, no amount of money is too much to spend on cutting
it all off.
Got
a style question? Send it to us at comments@ffwdmag.com.
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